Also try to ask long winded questions about simple concepts and ideas. The teacher will take time to thoroughly explain what everyone already knows.
Burp the alphabet to your friends.
How to annoy your friends in class.
179 ways to annoy people.
Eat your food really loudly.
If you do this over and over during the day youre sure to annoy a few of your friends.
Leave your dishes at the table when youre done eating.
You can pass notes to your friends or just to anyone in the class.
Slap your friend and then go to the teacher saying your in pain because you friend slapped you.
When needing help writing your book on how to annoy people have your best friend for ever say they will help you come up with ideas then just leave them hanging.
Then take a break until your friends start thinking about something else and start burping the alphabet again.
Specify that your drive thru order is to go.
Dont pick up your clothes whenever you change.
Sometimes your true opinions arent the most effective but instead what you think the classroom will disagree with.
Suck in some air and use the burps to recite the alphabet.
The next five were made by my best friend after i blackmailed her into helping me do this.
Nobody wants to clean up after somebody else so leave your mess behind if your goal is to aggravate someone.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food and announce that this is so no one will swipe your grub.
This will really annoy them.
Another way that you will annoy your teacher is if you pass notes.
Dont fuel their negative behavior with poor behavior of your own.
If you have a glass eye tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Choose to remain silent.
Make it clear that youre writing a note by writing it on a notebook on your lap and then fold the note into a square or a football and throw it to a classmate.
When an annoying classmate intentionally or perhaps unintentionally pesters teases or provokes you the only thing you have control over is how you respond.
Once in class begin raising your hand at every opportunity.
A surefire way to annoy your friends or your family is to make a mess and not clean it up.
Choose to remain silent.
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